·· { Monday, 16 June } ··

Candy Coated≡

For the times when words are simply insufficient to get the message across.

“8 pieces of kiss ass cinnamon flavored gum for brown nosers. Go out and kiss some ass! Kissing ass never tasted so good!”

·· { Tuesday, 10 June } ··

CAN HAZ≡

Words simply cannot describe this somewhat unique.. kitty. Hanger cat sez #@%!

“This pussy can be easily attached to cupboards, walls, tiles, or fridges with a sticky foam pad or can be put up using the screw provided..”

·· { Thursday, 29 May } ··

Stolen!≡

So much comedy gold packed into such a short story — what happens to Jesus when there is too much poop? Via Kath.