From the I-must-have-one and inconspicuous-designs departments — The Surroundings Defend System. From the somewhat eclectic (eccentric?) wexel.
“With seamless vision diminishers, adjustable safetybelt, 40 Watt stereo speaker installation and standard compliant 3.5 mmm jack-plug for fully compatible audio-experience, you can totally shut yourself off from the surrounding world and it’s annoying inhabitants!”