·· { Monday, 09 June } ··

Activator≡

Greg lands a jab — in Soviet Russia AT&T activates you — square against Jobs’ svelte turtle neck endowed chin:

“This isn’t a small step backwards, it’s an orbital free fall. From here on out, every new purchase of an iPhone will require ten to twelve minutes of quality time with an expert who will rip out your soul, give it to AT&T, and then press the phone’s on switch.”

Given the complete lack of information for units shipping in AU, one can only expect the same kind of still-beating-heart removal by highly-trained communications personnel, here.